Green Eggs and Ham

Q! Breakfast is ready!

What is it?

Biscuits and [Canadian] Bacon.

Yum!  But actually, I want a Peanut Butter and Jelly biscuit.

Sure.

No, actually, I want green eggs and ham.

Really? [Looking at my skinny kiddo] you'll eat green eggs and ham?

Oh yes! I want green eggs and ham!

You will eat them in a house?

I will eat them in a car. And OOOH! in a tree!

Hmm.. OK why not?  [rustle/bustle/cook/cook/cook] TA DA!

Actually, mom, I _don't_ like green eggs and ham.

*sigh* [to no one in particular] Some days, I sympathize with you, Grinchie.

What?

Eat your biscuit, kid.