Like Buttah

By Ewan Munro from London, UK
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Today I am making a recipe from A Feast of Ice and Fire that calls for not one, but two sticks of butter.

For giggles, I looked up the nutritional value of that, and the butter alone is well over 1600 calories.

Sixteen hundred calories. Seriously.